(This happens in an airplane)
"The fuel light is on Frank we're all going to die, we're all going to die."
Click
"It turned off. We're all going to live!... Oh. My mistake. That was the intercom light that was on."
If you have any cool ideas for jokes, riddles, or knock knock jokes, feel free to submit them, and I will try to get them all in. Thanks!
Thursday, July 31, 2008
NIC
Spies have been a common form of infiltration for ages. Yet sometimes there is a need for something better than spies. That is why NIC was created. NIC was an American (spy) center that had a special group of people that could have shammed any other spy organization in the whole world.
Riley, Justin, and Kyle’s mom and dad both worked for the NIC. They had been gone for almost two weeks on a very important assignment. The only trouble was, they had been captured by Xanels. Xanels was another organization that had the sole purpose of destroying the NIC. The NIC had just discovered this organization and had sent in the duo to infiltrate the Xanels and discover their plans.
“This is your last chance to give me the answer or you will be administered the kytheth poison,” warned the leader. The kytheth poison was one of the most deadly poisons in the world and there was only one cure. “We will never give into you,” exclaimed Fred. “How about you Kristina,” questioned the leader again.
“I would never give into your poison,” said Kristina. Kristina and Fred were the mom and dad of Riley, Justin, and Kyle and were just about to tell the kids their secret when they had been given the assignment. They just hoped that the organization would tell them before Xanels got the them. The leader then gave a wicked smile and told the security drones to give them the poison.
Back at the house, Kristina was starting to worry about her twin brothers. Though they were already 14 , two years younger than Kristina, they were playing video games half of the time. The kids then heard a knock on the door. Everybody raced to answer it because in the kids loved answering the door. They all got there at the same time but it was Justin who managed to open the door.
“Hello I’m from fancy-pansy spark market and I’m here to give you a delivery,” said the person at the door. The kids had been expecting a large order of water balloons and it looked like they were here. The kids hurriedly collected the three baskets and paid the man. Then they were ready to fight.
The kids soon had their water balloons filled up and raced outside to throw them. “Aw what,” exclaimed Riley. “One of my water balloons has already popped and… hey it’s got a note inside.” Kyle and Justin ran over to see what it was and Riley was right, there was a note inside. It instructed them to come to a bank immediately because the wanted to ask something. So, the kids got packed up and headed over to the bank.
The kids were soon at the bank they were supposed to be at and they walked inside. “Hello we’re Riley Justin and Kyle and we’re expected,” explained Kyle to the receptionist. “Yes right this way,” she said to the kids, and led them to a small office with someone inside. “Hello Justin, Riley, and Kyle,” the person said. “I’ve got some news for you concerning your parents.”
“What news?” Questioned Riley. “The news that your parents are actually top secret spies that are working for us her at NIC. Your parents were about to tell you but we dispatched them on an assignment before they could tell you,” the bank person explained. The kids talked to each other briefly but soon Justin talked to the bank person. “That’s good and all but we don’t believe it.” They then walked away from the bank without another word.
“Man I can’t believe that those guys thought they could fool us,” said Riley after the water balloon fight. “Well, it does seem kind of real doesn’t it? I mean it seems kind of strange that they would just ask us to come there for that,” reasoned Kyle. “I still don’t believe them,” said Justin. There was another knock on the door but this time Justin got to it first followed closely by Riley.
“Move out of the way kids, were trying to knock out Justin, Kyle and Riley,” said a fat person. The kids ran as fast as they could to the bank. They now believed that they were true. It took a little while for the grunts to figure it out but eventually they knew that those three kids were Kyle, Justin, and Riley.
Though they weren’t very good crooks, the bandits soon caught up to the kids in their car just as they came to the bank. The bandits hopped out and ran inside after the kids. The receptionist saw the kids and they guys with the ski masks over their faces and quickly flipped a switch. There were to gunshots and all was silent again.
“Are you O.K.?” The receptionist asked. “Yeah,” the kids said at the same time. “What was that though?” Added Riley. “Those were plasma bursts from our DNA cannons that we have mounted here,” the receptionist replied. “I’ll show you back to Mikes office now,” and the receptionist lead them to the office they were in last time.
“Hello kids, I knew that you would be back,” said Mike. “You obviously now believe me,” he added. “Who were those people?” Riley questioned. “Those were people from an organization called Xanels,” responded Mike. “They declared war on out organization after your parents were captured.” he added. “And we can do what?” Asked Justin. “You can help defeat their organization and get your mom back,” he replied
The kids had to face a hard decision. They could either join the NIC but be in danger, or be safe themselves but put their parents in danger. “I’m in,” said Kyle. The other two agreed and it was settled. The NIC and the kids decided that they would go out for their parents and Xanels in three days time. This would allow them to familiarize themselves with all the weapons that they would be using. It would also allow the kids to be lifted of their cloak.
The kids’ cloak was actually something that stopped them from learning what they really were. They could then see underneath anybody else that had a cloak over them. The machine used for the cloak was pretty big but you went through it fast. The kids lined up to go inside and the were swept toward the machine.
The machine did several laser sweeps on all the kids and finally started the process. The process was actually quite pleasant and that only added to the fact that the kids were excited. Justin was now and extremely good archer with good eyesight. Riley became a living cyborg and could download information directly from the internet. Finally, Kyle could breath underwater and talk to animals.
When the process was over, the kids looked at themselves. They had been completely transformed and it felt as if they were each a new person. “This is so cool,” exclaimed Riley and Kyle and Justin both agreed. Mike also came out of the machine because he was under the cloak as not to startle other people in the bank. “How do you feel?” Mike asked. “We should be felling a little scared but we all though that was cool,” Justin said. “Good, this makes some people nauseous,” Mike added.
“Why do you keep a cloak over us to hide who we really are?” Kyle questioned. “My you all are full of questions,” answered Mike. “But to answer your most recent one. We thought that unless it was told to people slowly, they would be frightened whenever it was released so we never to a cloak off of any major group of people.” He then lead them to a special room for a mission debriefing.
“You three kids will be training for three days to get ready for your first assignment,” Mike said. “You will learn three forms of martial arts, how to wield a sword, and you will also each be given training in your own special category. You will then leave for the island on which the Xanels base is located and get the plans while also releasing your mom and dad.” He then left them each with a file to read and continued out the door.
The kids decided to go home to read their documents but before they left, the receptionist gave them each a special bubble that would project a shield around them each. That way they could be protected from any more reinforcement officers that Xanels sent out.
“Man those documents were long,” Riley commented. The kids were having dinner and had just all finished their documents. “Actually, I did it quite fast,” said Justin. “I just scanned the pages and downloaded all of the information into my onboard computer. I had all of it finished in a mater of seconds.” “Yes but we are no longer as smart as you,” said Kyle and Justin was left to think about that statement.
The next few days passed quickly. The kids all did exceptionally well in all areas and their instructors were pleased. All of them thought that the kids were ready to go on their mission. “Now, I trust that you have all read your books,” said Mike when they were boarding the plane. “Just follow those simple instructions and you should be able to complete your assignment,” he added.
The kids each had their own jet to command and they were passing land quickly. The kids all thought that plane simulation was one of their favorite lessons and they compared it to the real world. “The only thing that I find different are that the pictures are more realistic,” noted Kyle. “Actually the real world is different from the motion simulator on every move and average of .92 millimeters,” Justin stated.
It had been a while since they had compared the real planes to the motion simulator that Riley started to fight with Justin. “You know maybe you should just keep your eyes ahead of you,” Riley started. “I have no need to as I have remotely accessed the plane controls on my onboard computer. I have almost no need to steer and it has already been 1 minute, 23 seconds, and 75 nanoseconds since we made that comparison,” Justin stated.
The next two hours passed quickly and they were almost at the island when they were suddenly attacked. “We’re under attack,” yelled Kyle. There were missiles highlighting the sky but the kids didn’t know where they were coming from. “Just do tricks and the things projecting the missiles shouldn’t be able to lock on to our ships,” shouted Riley over the intercom. Riley was right and the missiles weren’t able to get a lock on again.
“Those missiles were self propelled so the guards shouldn’t know that we’re on the island yet,” Riley said. The kids soon came to the main base but they still needed a way to get inside. “Justin, can you create a distraction so the guards don’t know that we’re getting inside?” questioned Kyle. “With pleasure,” Justin responded. He then loaded his bow, and took aim.
The guard was unconscious before he even knew that he had been hit by an arrow in the arm. The arrow just sliced through the outer layer so it would draw the blood needed for the guard to be unconscious. “Direct hit,” said Justin. “Come on,” responded Kyle. “We need to figure out how to get inside.” So she lead them towards the base.
The kids had found an entrance, but it was locked. “Riley, do you still have the stuff that is necessary to pick a lock?” Questioned Justin. “Yes, It will tack me approximately 42 seconds for me to pick the lock so I’ll need some form of cover while I am in the process,” Riley answered. “Don’t worry, that guard should hole them until you are done,” answered Kyle.
In exactly 41.32 seconds, Riley was done. The kids scurried inside and Riley locked the door behind him. “Good job Riley,” complemented Justin. “Let’s get moving now,” he added. The inside of the base was lit in slightly dim light but it was bright enough to still see easily. The kids readied any supplies that they might need and continued on their way through the building.
They had decided long ago that they would rescue their mom and dad first so they could help them get the plans. The prison guard that they were being held in wasn’t too far away and they would probably reach it fairly quickly. They ran into almost no guards along the way which was a surprise. Though they weren’t stunned by it at all.
When they reached their mom and dads prison room, Riley first did a quick scan to make sure that their mom and dad were the only two heat sources. There were no other so the kids entered to room. “Hello there, I’ve been expecting you for a while now,” came and ominous voice.
The door then quickly shut behind them leaving them locked in the chamber. The room was darker here and the kids couldn’t see to far in front of them. But almost as soon as their eyes adjusted to the dark, they could see three people in the room instead of two. The kids were to stunned to feel the darts go into their backs.
When the kids came to, they were both tied to a chair. “I really am surprised that you didn’t guess sooner. Moving black, whoever heard of such a thing?” Mocked a voice. “You see, my name is Xanels and I’m the leader of this organization. Your cyborg friend saw black and assumed it was radio interference.” The kids then saw that it was an astronaut suit that kept the warm in and cold out. “That was what had fooled Riley’s sensors.
Xanels then left the kids to their mom and dad. “Riley, we’re so glad that you’re here,” said Fred. “We’ve been given the Kytheth poison though so we need the antidote quick,” added Kristina. “Can you reach that vial Justin?” Fred Questioned. Justin we just able to get the antidote and swiveled around so he could give it to Kristina and Fred. They drank it quickly and their mom and dad were soon back to normal.
“How are we going to get out of here?” Kyle questioned. “I know,” exclaimed Riley. “I’ll go into overheat and melt my ropes. Then I can free everybody else.” Riley’s overheat was very powerful and he was soon free to cut everybody else’s ropes. They were soon ready to move on and get the plans.
“Come one you guys, I know where the plans are,” said Fred. Fred could move really fast so when he first came in, he had explored the building hoping to quickly find the plans, and get out. “I know where they are but they’re up high so Kristina, you’ll need to fly up there,” added Fred. “The kids had forgotten all about figuring out what their mom’s power was. She just floated up to the plans and took them. Just then the alarms sounded and the kids ran.
“I though you said you could get out the plans without triggering the alarm?” Shouted Justin over the blazing alarm. “I thought I could but there must have been extra motions sensors,” Kristina responded. They then turned a corner and ran straight into some bloodhounds. “Bark, woof, woof arf bark woof,” talked Kyle. She had convinced the dogs not to attack them. “Let’s go,” she said and they ran outside.
They soon found all five of their ships parked right where they were. “Riley, do a scan to make sure that they aren’t bugged,” said Fred. He quickly completed the scan and the ships appeared to have bugs in each one. “We’ll have to find the hanger,” said Kristina And everybody started searching together.
“You guys I found a door with ships inside, but I won’t be able to pick the lock,” said riley. “Then we’ll just have to find one of the guards outside that has it,” responded Kyle. “We won’t be able to go back inside so lets stay away from the door,” added Justin. Everybody stuck together and started looking for a guard.
It was actually pretty hard to find a guard that had a key because most of them had already gone inside. However, the kids and their parents quickly found one. “Justin, make the guard unconscious again,” whispered Kristina. Justin loaded his bow and took aim. The guard stood no chance against the arrow and Justin almost felt sorry for him, then he fired.
This time, Justin nicked the leg and the guard collapsed again. “Riley, do a quick sweep just to make sure that there aren’t any more guards near us.” said Fred. Riley soon came up with the answer that there were no guards within and 100ft. radius. The soon found the guys key to the hanger and raced back.
Justin inserted the key and the door opened quickly. It made absolutely no squeak and they were soon inside the hanger with the door closed behind them. “You guys, I just forgot something,” said Kristina. “We need to blow up our ships so the Xanels can’t figure out what our ship correspondence is,” she added. The Xanels had taken Fred’s and Kristina’s discharges so they couldn’t blow up the ship. Luckily, the kids still had theirs.
Riley soon figured out that the Xanels hadn’t downloaded it into their database so they were safe to take off. The quickly opened the hanger door and raced out into the night. Once they had flown for a little bit they blew up their old ships and they were on their way to their base. There was only one problem, there were three people fallowing them.
Luckily, everyone in the family was a good shot and they had made the Xanels eject themselves quickly. The were ready to fly home and fast. Before they went back to the NIC, they checked that they had everything. They did and they flew as fast as they could back.
The kids and their parents were soon back at the base and were ready to present everything to Mike. All of the stuff they had collected would be very valuable and they had a small party afterwards. After the party, the kids were instructed to go back to Mikes office.
“Hello Mike,” said Justin. Mike showed them to seats and the kids quickly sat down. “I’m very glad that you not only completed your assignment,” said Mike. “But you also prevented them from getting information from our ships and gave us some of their ships to study. They will be very important to our researchers,” he added.
“Now, I would like to give you each an office in this building,” Mike said. “That way you will be able to do research and other things right here,” he added. The kids were speechless, and when they finally could talk again they said thank you more times than Mike could count. They had completed their first assignment.
Riley, Justin, and Kyle’s mom and dad both worked for the NIC. They had been gone for almost two weeks on a very important assignment. The only trouble was, they had been captured by Xanels. Xanels was another organization that had the sole purpose of destroying the NIC. The NIC had just discovered this organization and had sent in the duo to infiltrate the Xanels and discover their plans.
“This is your last chance to give me the answer or you will be administered the kytheth poison,” warned the leader. The kytheth poison was one of the most deadly poisons in the world and there was only one cure. “We will never give into you,” exclaimed Fred. “How about you Kristina,” questioned the leader again.
“I would never give into your poison,” said Kristina. Kristina and Fred were the mom and dad of Riley, Justin, and Kyle and were just about to tell the kids their secret when they had been given the assignment. They just hoped that the organization would tell them before Xanels got the them. The leader then gave a wicked smile and told the security drones to give them the poison.
Back at the house, Kristina was starting to worry about her twin brothers. Though they were already 14 , two years younger than Kristina, they were playing video games half of the time. The kids then heard a knock on the door. Everybody raced to answer it because in the kids loved answering the door. They all got there at the same time but it was Justin who managed to open the door.
“Hello I’m from fancy-pansy spark market and I’m here to give you a delivery,” said the person at the door. The kids had been expecting a large order of water balloons and it looked like they were here. The kids hurriedly collected the three baskets and paid the man. Then they were ready to fight.
The kids soon had their water balloons filled up and raced outside to throw them. “Aw what,” exclaimed Riley. “One of my water balloons has already popped and… hey it’s got a note inside.” Kyle and Justin ran over to see what it was and Riley was right, there was a note inside. It instructed them to come to a bank immediately because the wanted to ask something. So, the kids got packed up and headed over to the bank.
The kids were soon at the bank they were supposed to be at and they walked inside. “Hello we’re Riley Justin and Kyle and we’re expected,” explained Kyle to the receptionist. “Yes right this way,” she said to the kids, and led them to a small office with someone inside. “Hello Justin, Riley, and Kyle,” the person said. “I’ve got some news for you concerning your parents.”
“What news?” Questioned Riley. “The news that your parents are actually top secret spies that are working for us her at NIC. Your parents were about to tell you but we dispatched them on an assignment before they could tell you,” the bank person explained. The kids talked to each other briefly but soon Justin talked to the bank person. “That’s good and all but we don’t believe it.” They then walked away from the bank without another word.
“Man I can’t believe that those guys thought they could fool us,” said Riley after the water balloon fight. “Well, it does seem kind of real doesn’t it? I mean it seems kind of strange that they would just ask us to come there for that,” reasoned Kyle. “I still don’t believe them,” said Justin. There was another knock on the door but this time Justin got to it first followed closely by Riley.
“Move out of the way kids, were trying to knock out Justin, Kyle and Riley,” said a fat person. The kids ran as fast as they could to the bank. They now believed that they were true. It took a little while for the grunts to figure it out but eventually they knew that those three kids were Kyle, Justin, and Riley.
Though they weren’t very good crooks, the bandits soon caught up to the kids in their car just as they came to the bank. The bandits hopped out and ran inside after the kids. The receptionist saw the kids and they guys with the ski masks over their faces and quickly flipped a switch. There were to gunshots and all was silent again.
“Are you O.K.?” The receptionist asked. “Yeah,” the kids said at the same time. “What was that though?” Added Riley. “Those were plasma bursts from our DNA cannons that we have mounted here,” the receptionist replied. “I’ll show you back to Mikes office now,” and the receptionist lead them to the office they were in last time.
“Hello kids, I knew that you would be back,” said Mike. “You obviously now believe me,” he added. “Who were those people?” Riley questioned. “Those were people from an organization called Xanels,” responded Mike. “They declared war on out organization after your parents were captured.” he added. “And we can do what?” Asked Justin. “You can help defeat their organization and get your mom back,” he replied
The kids had to face a hard decision. They could either join the NIC but be in danger, or be safe themselves but put their parents in danger. “I’m in,” said Kyle. The other two agreed and it was settled. The NIC and the kids decided that they would go out for their parents and Xanels in three days time. This would allow them to familiarize themselves with all the weapons that they would be using. It would also allow the kids to be lifted of their cloak.
The kids’ cloak was actually something that stopped them from learning what they really were. They could then see underneath anybody else that had a cloak over them. The machine used for the cloak was pretty big but you went through it fast. The kids lined up to go inside and the were swept toward the machine.
The machine did several laser sweeps on all the kids and finally started the process. The process was actually quite pleasant and that only added to the fact that the kids were excited. Justin was now and extremely good archer with good eyesight. Riley became a living cyborg and could download information directly from the internet. Finally, Kyle could breath underwater and talk to animals.
When the process was over, the kids looked at themselves. They had been completely transformed and it felt as if they were each a new person. “This is so cool,” exclaimed Riley and Kyle and Justin both agreed. Mike also came out of the machine because he was under the cloak as not to startle other people in the bank. “How do you feel?” Mike asked. “We should be felling a little scared but we all though that was cool,” Justin said. “Good, this makes some people nauseous,” Mike added.
“Why do you keep a cloak over us to hide who we really are?” Kyle questioned. “My you all are full of questions,” answered Mike. “But to answer your most recent one. We thought that unless it was told to people slowly, they would be frightened whenever it was released so we never to a cloak off of any major group of people.” He then lead them to a special room for a mission debriefing.
“You three kids will be training for three days to get ready for your first assignment,” Mike said. “You will learn three forms of martial arts, how to wield a sword, and you will also each be given training in your own special category. You will then leave for the island on which the Xanels base is located and get the plans while also releasing your mom and dad.” He then left them each with a file to read and continued out the door.
The kids decided to go home to read their documents but before they left, the receptionist gave them each a special bubble that would project a shield around them each. That way they could be protected from any more reinforcement officers that Xanels sent out.
“Man those documents were long,” Riley commented. The kids were having dinner and had just all finished their documents. “Actually, I did it quite fast,” said Justin. “I just scanned the pages and downloaded all of the information into my onboard computer. I had all of it finished in a mater of seconds.” “Yes but we are no longer as smart as you,” said Kyle and Justin was left to think about that statement.
The next few days passed quickly. The kids all did exceptionally well in all areas and their instructors were pleased. All of them thought that the kids were ready to go on their mission. “Now, I trust that you have all read your books,” said Mike when they were boarding the plane. “Just follow those simple instructions and you should be able to complete your assignment,” he added.
The kids each had their own jet to command and they were passing land quickly. The kids all thought that plane simulation was one of their favorite lessons and they compared it to the real world. “The only thing that I find different are that the pictures are more realistic,” noted Kyle. “Actually the real world is different from the motion simulator on every move and average of .92 millimeters,” Justin stated.
It had been a while since they had compared the real planes to the motion simulator that Riley started to fight with Justin. “You know maybe you should just keep your eyes ahead of you,” Riley started. “I have no need to as I have remotely accessed the plane controls on my onboard computer. I have almost no need to steer and it has already been 1 minute, 23 seconds, and 75 nanoseconds since we made that comparison,” Justin stated.
The next two hours passed quickly and they were almost at the island when they were suddenly attacked. “We’re under attack,” yelled Kyle. There were missiles highlighting the sky but the kids didn’t know where they were coming from. “Just do tricks and the things projecting the missiles shouldn’t be able to lock on to our ships,” shouted Riley over the intercom. Riley was right and the missiles weren’t able to get a lock on again.
“Those missiles were self propelled so the guards shouldn’t know that we’re on the island yet,” Riley said. The kids soon came to the main base but they still needed a way to get inside. “Justin, can you create a distraction so the guards don’t know that we’re getting inside?” questioned Kyle. “With pleasure,” Justin responded. He then loaded his bow, and took aim.
The guard was unconscious before he even knew that he had been hit by an arrow in the arm. The arrow just sliced through the outer layer so it would draw the blood needed for the guard to be unconscious. “Direct hit,” said Justin. “Come on,” responded Kyle. “We need to figure out how to get inside.” So she lead them towards the base.
The kids had found an entrance, but it was locked. “Riley, do you still have the stuff that is necessary to pick a lock?” Questioned Justin. “Yes, It will tack me approximately 42 seconds for me to pick the lock so I’ll need some form of cover while I am in the process,” Riley answered. “Don’t worry, that guard should hole them until you are done,” answered Kyle.
In exactly 41.32 seconds, Riley was done. The kids scurried inside and Riley locked the door behind him. “Good job Riley,” complemented Justin. “Let’s get moving now,” he added. The inside of the base was lit in slightly dim light but it was bright enough to still see easily. The kids readied any supplies that they might need and continued on their way through the building.
They had decided long ago that they would rescue their mom and dad first so they could help them get the plans. The prison guard that they were being held in wasn’t too far away and they would probably reach it fairly quickly. They ran into almost no guards along the way which was a surprise. Though they weren’t stunned by it at all.
When they reached their mom and dads prison room, Riley first did a quick scan to make sure that their mom and dad were the only two heat sources. There were no other so the kids entered to room. “Hello there, I’ve been expecting you for a while now,” came and ominous voice.
The door then quickly shut behind them leaving them locked in the chamber. The room was darker here and the kids couldn’t see to far in front of them. But almost as soon as their eyes adjusted to the dark, they could see three people in the room instead of two. The kids were to stunned to feel the darts go into their backs.
When the kids came to, they were both tied to a chair. “I really am surprised that you didn’t guess sooner. Moving black, whoever heard of such a thing?” Mocked a voice. “You see, my name is Xanels and I’m the leader of this organization. Your cyborg friend saw black and assumed it was radio interference.” The kids then saw that it was an astronaut suit that kept the warm in and cold out. “That was what had fooled Riley’s sensors.
Xanels then left the kids to their mom and dad. “Riley, we’re so glad that you’re here,” said Fred. “We’ve been given the Kytheth poison though so we need the antidote quick,” added Kristina. “Can you reach that vial Justin?” Fred Questioned. Justin we just able to get the antidote and swiveled around so he could give it to Kristina and Fred. They drank it quickly and their mom and dad were soon back to normal.
“How are we going to get out of here?” Kyle questioned. “I know,” exclaimed Riley. “I’ll go into overheat and melt my ropes. Then I can free everybody else.” Riley’s overheat was very powerful and he was soon free to cut everybody else’s ropes. They were soon ready to move on and get the plans.
“Come one you guys, I know where the plans are,” said Fred. Fred could move really fast so when he first came in, he had explored the building hoping to quickly find the plans, and get out. “I know where they are but they’re up high so Kristina, you’ll need to fly up there,” added Fred. “The kids had forgotten all about figuring out what their mom’s power was. She just floated up to the plans and took them. Just then the alarms sounded and the kids ran.
“I though you said you could get out the plans without triggering the alarm?” Shouted Justin over the blazing alarm. “I thought I could but there must have been extra motions sensors,” Kristina responded. They then turned a corner and ran straight into some bloodhounds. “Bark, woof, woof arf bark woof,” talked Kyle. She had convinced the dogs not to attack them. “Let’s go,” she said and they ran outside.
They soon found all five of their ships parked right where they were. “Riley, do a scan to make sure that they aren’t bugged,” said Fred. He quickly completed the scan and the ships appeared to have bugs in each one. “We’ll have to find the hanger,” said Kristina And everybody started searching together.
“You guys I found a door with ships inside, but I won’t be able to pick the lock,” said riley. “Then we’ll just have to find one of the guards outside that has it,” responded Kyle. “We won’t be able to go back inside so lets stay away from the door,” added Justin. Everybody stuck together and started looking for a guard.
It was actually pretty hard to find a guard that had a key because most of them had already gone inside. However, the kids and their parents quickly found one. “Justin, make the guard unconscious again,” whispered Kristina. Justin loaded his bow and took aim. The guard stood no chance against the arrow and Justin almost felt sorry for him, then he fired.
This time, Justin nicked the leg and the guard collapsed again. “Riley, do a quick sweep just to make sure that there aren’t any more guards near us.” said Fred. Riley soon came up with the answer that there were no guards within and 100ft. radius. The soon found the guys key to the hanger and raced back.
Justin inserted the key and the door opened quickly. It made absolutely no squeak and they were soon inside the hanger with the door closed behind them. “You guys, I just forgot something,” said Kristina. “We need to blow up our ships so the Xanels can’t figure out what our ship correspondence is,” she added. The Xanels had taken Fred’s and Kristina’s discharges so they couldn’t blow up the ship. Luckily, the kids still had theirs.
Riley soon figured out that the Xanels hadn’t downloaded it into their database so they were safe to take off. The quickly opened the hanger door and raced out into the night. Once they had flown for a little bit they blew up their old ships and they were on their way to their base. There was only one problem, there were three people fallowing them.
Luckily, everyone in the family was a good shot and they had made the Xanels eject themselves quickly. The were ready to fly home and fast. Before they went back to the NIC, they checked that they had everything. They did and they flew as fast as they could back.
The kids and their parents were soon back at the base and were ready to present everything to Mike. All of the stuff they had collected would be very valuable and they had a small party afterwards. After the party, the kids were instructed to go back to Mikes office.
“Hello Mike,” said Justin. Mike showed them to seats and the kids quickly sat down. “I’m very glad that you not only completed your assignment,” said Mike. “But you also prevented them from getting information from our ships and gave us some of their ships to study. They will be very important to our researchers,” he added.
“Now, I would like to give you each an office in this building,” Mike said. “That way you will be able to do research and other things right here,” he added. The kids were speechless, and when they finally could talk again they said thank you more times than Mike could count. They had completed their first assignment.
Birthday!
My birthday is coming up tomorrow which is August 1st. I hope that I have a fun time, and get ready for some cool new stuff that should be coming soon.
NIC Note
Get ready to read the book that I made up, NIC.
I hope that you like it but if you see something that shouldn't be there, a word miss-spelled, something that should be there but isn't, or any other type of gramatical misstake, please post a comment saying what it is.
Thanks!
I hope that you like it but if you see something that shouldn't be there, a word miss-spelled, something that should be there but isn't, or any other type of gramatical misstake, please post a comment saying what it is.
Thanks!
Go Green
I really thought that because of all the polution that has been going on lateley, there are a few things that you should know about GOING GREEN.
Just because there has been a huge rise in gas prices doesn't mean that there is less driving by people who still do it. People who make an effort to go green usualy commit and make it their full effort to do what they do. But the other people who drive their cars all the time are actually making more polution than there has ever been before.
Instead of using the paper or plastic bags that they have at stores you go to, try to remember to bring your own. This reduces the amount of garbage that are being put into the landfills every day. If you have to decide between one, always choose paper if you want to have a possitive effect on the landfills. This is because you can recycle them. If you must use plastic, try using the plastic bags for other things too!
Thanks for reading this article about GOING GREEN. I hope that you have learned a little bit more about the enviornement and what is happening to it right now. Another thing, never use styrofoam. If you heat it up, it releases carconigen which is a toxin. Also, it will take over 1000 years to completely and fully detoriate. Thanks again and don't forget to start GOING GREEN!
Just because there has been a huge rise in gas prices doesn't mean that there is less driving by people who still do it. People who make an effort to go green usualy commit and make it their full effort to do what they do. But the other people who drive their cars all the time are actually making more polution than there has ever been before.
Instead of using the paper or plastic bags that they have at stores you go to, try to remember to bring your own. This reduces the amount of garbage that are being put into the landfills every day. If you have to decide between one, always choose paper if you want to have a possitive effect on the landfills. This is because you can recycle them. If you must use plastic, try using the plastic bags for other things too!
Thanks for reading this article about GOING GREEN. I hope that you have learned a little bit more about the enviornement and what is happening to it right now. Another thing, never use styrofoam. If you heat it up, it releases carconigen which is a toxin. Also, it will take over 1000 years to completely and fully detoriate. Thanks again and don't forget to start GOING GREEN!
Wednesday, July 30, 2008
The Funniest Story on Earth
One
Once
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Hoga Boga. He had a sister named Booger Beans. He also had a baby sister named Butso.
One day, they met their parents who were never more than 2 inches away from them. The mom’s name was Alfartzo and the dad’s name was magical beans they’re a magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.
Then they got… to… see… their… house that they had lived in their entire life painted bright orange. They also named their house Fatzo after waiting for it to respond for 2 years.
Then they saw-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w- their grass. It was pink. Then they saw a big, huge, hairy, gorilla. The gorilla said, “I’m wild about you, I love you baby, I’m bananas over you, your lovin’ makes me crazy. I go ape over you baby… Snorlax like Pikachu. By the way, I’m fat. Toot.
Fart. I love you baby. Oh Romeo’s pizza I’ll miss you. Wah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h
10,000,000 years later.
H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h.
Their lawn was a single spear.
Their house was a smiley face Frisbee.
They thought the world was a hand.
Colokin Corobdpo etse ebc nto es a obdbdcb.
Translation: I have no clue what this means.
The End. Or not.
Once
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Hoga Boga. He had a sister named Booger Beans. He also had a baby sister named Butso.
One day, they met their parents who were never more than 2 inches away from them. The mom’s name was Alfartzo and the dad’s name was magical beans they’re a magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.
Then they got… to… see… their… house that they had lived in their entire life painted bright orange. They also named their house Fatzo after waiting for it to respond for 2 years.
Then they saw-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w- their grass. It was pink. Then they saw a big, huge, hairy, gorilla. The gorilla said, “I’m wild about you, I love you baby, I’m bananas over you, your lovin’ makes me crazy. I go ape over you baby… Snorlax like Pikachu. By the way, I’m fat. Toot.
Fart. I love you baby. Oh Romeo’s pizza I’ll miss you. Wah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h
10,000,000 years later.
H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h.
Their lawn was a single spear.
Their house was a smiley face Frisbee.
They thought the world was a hand.
Colokin Corobdpo etse ebc nto es a obdbdcb.
Translation: I have no clue what this means.
The End. Or not.
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This is my first posting on Jqmfg.com and I hope that it works well in the future. Thanks to Kenley who told me about this website and thanks to all my friends for all of the great times I've had with them. Thanks again!
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