The Funniest Story on Earth

One
Once
Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Hoga Boga. He had a sister named Booger Beans. He also had a baby sister named Butso.
One day, they met their parents who were never more than 2 inches away from them. The mom’s name was Alfartzo and the dad’s name was magical beans they’re a magical fruit, the more you eat the more you toot.
Then they got… to… see… their… house that they had lived in their entire life painted bright orange. They also named their house Fatzo after waiting for it to respond for 2 years.
Then they saw-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w- their grass. It was pink. Then they saw a big, huge, hairy, gorilla. The gorilla said, “I’m wild about you, I love you baby, I’m bananas over you, your lovin’ makes me crazy. I go ape over you baby… Snorlax like Pikachu. By the way, I’m fat. Toot.
Fart. I love you baby. Oh Romeo’s pizza I’ll miss you. Wah-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h
10,000,000 years later.
H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h.
Their lawn was a single spear.
Their house was a smiley face Frisbee.
They thought the world was a hand.

Colokin Corobdpo etse ebc nto es a obdbdcb.
Translation: I have no clue what this means.
The End. Or not.